lionsllamasandlarry:

chosen-by-the-gods:

1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 you r34lly n33d t0 g3t 0ff 7h3 c0mpu73r

n07 g0nn4 h4pp3n

(via a-spider)

cerlys:

When you lie down on your back without a bra on and your boobs do the thing

yeah they disappear (i have very small boobs - not magic ones - just so we’re clear)

(via flaresof-fibro)

i am so used to not speaking and just listening to videos that i get a surprise when i talk with a british accent

i always expect to sound american or australian the way i do in my head

Tumblr, I need your help.

agent-odd:

My mother is extremely unaccepting. I am a female-to-male transgender, and she blatantly refuses to allow me any room to be myself. She pushes girly things on me, tells me she’ll never let me dress the way I want, and so on, and so forth.

If you think that I should be allowed to be who I am, please reblog this.

(via no-gravity-today)

77seacow:

I must have been a pretty big dick in a past life to be this sick in the current one. 

Omg i think this all the time

(via flaresof-fibro)

amoying:

amoying:

what did the french chef say to the pancake?

I DONT GIVE A CRÊPE

(via snorlaxatives)

pizza:

princessofthegarrison:

so if you say the word pizza in a text post, is it like summoning satan only instead of satan you get tumblr user pizza

i have been summoned once again

(via esexist)

heygloria:

nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street

(via esexist)