i am so used to not speaking and just listening to videos that i get a surprise when i talk with a british accent

i always expect to sound american or australian the way i do in my head

i can fix my teeth with braces so why can’t i get a full face-and-body brace and fix my ugly? it’s 2013 this is an outrage

opens instagram

takes picture

cycles through filters…

…twenty-three times…

can’t pick one

deletes picture

just when you’re settling in nicely to your hatred of humanity, some nice kind decent bastard goes and fucks it all up again

huh

people

i hate it when i have fifty-seven tabs open and somewhere - SOMEWHERE - there is an autoplay track on someone’s tumblr or an autoplay video on someone’s youtube

wHyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??

i will be procrastinating later but i have some stuff to do first

i need to go to bed but it’s too far away so i will just wait here until teleporting is invented

i have this fear where i get a message saying look i appreciate your comments and everything but frankly you are creepy as shit and i don’t want your stupid opinions every six minutes and no offence but can you just not

and that is the moment i will die

People keep growing up, changing, moving away, moving on, leaving. I don’t like it and i wish they would stop. This kind of thing never happens to me. I am the one who stays still amd watches. I’m like a startled sloth on a highway.

i am a hypocrite

just so we’re clear

you know you spend too much time on tumblr when you want to say ‘lol’ instead of actually laughing

how do i uninstall anorexia?

Being a total bitch to everyone - always the best way to start the day, i find.

i am SO over that person, i say, right before i go back for more.